I actually prefer darker girls such as the ones at that Peruvian fleshpot resort. I don't carry dark to extremes though; I'd never consider a black although Asians are certainly acceptable.
No self-respecting black would consider you.How many times do you need to be told that what you imagined as a "resort" was an on-line classified ad site?What kind of a fool pays ten grand to watch polar bears rummage through a city dump?
Chartnuts would have better luck with the polar bears, which aren't actually blond but black in skin color.Once you've gone black, you never go back.
A sow polar bear wouldn't appreciate Alan's advances, I'm sure. Too smelly.He might have better luck with & prefer the boars, with which he has much in common.At least lardbutt Chartnuts would make a high-energy snack for the majestic beasts the big fat slob so admires.