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  • bubblyjoe51 bubblyjoe51 Nov 17, 2011 12:58 PM Flag

    Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ

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    Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine ..

    A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

    She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

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      A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

      If you don't pay your exorcist,you get repossessed

      With her marriage,she got a new name and a dress.

      The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

      You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

      Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

      Every calendar's days are numbered.

      A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

      A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

      He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

      A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

      Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

      Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

      Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

      Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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