Please come out of your shell and make this board as interesting you claim it should be while your nemesis is away vacationing and enjoying the fruit of his labor. Now is the time for you to grab the reins and turn this place and shape it to your liking. If you have what it takes, quit blowing smoke and start showing what you're made of.
It must be very frustrating for you to have to sit in your mini cubicle and while away the hours twiddling your thumbs. That's the price one has to pay when you're all foam and no beer.