So true, hoppini. I asked my wife what would be the first thing she would do if she found herself looking for another husband and had found a good prospect. Her answer was she would ask to see his portfolio.
and there's also the story about the wife who asked her husband if he had ever slept with another woman.
his reply was: no my dear, NEVER!!! i kept every other woman awake all night!
(first response for a while because my retirement community went down for electrical maintenance for 8 hours and when it came back on, it blew out my computer which i forgot to turn off. just got it back from the repair shop.)