Big fat slob and rotund Ruffturd spends most of his time furtively lurking this board hoping the Guru comes out to make a statement or two. Often he will hypocritically call for his mentor to leave the board, but he cannot be away from him for ten long minutes. As soon as the Guru is not heard from for a few hours, he digs all over cyberspace to try and find him and hoping he does. In essence this tells you a little of the falsity and deceit this freak brings to the readers.
There's nothing as distressing as being afflicted with ennui. If he were to get out of his reeky cubicle now and then and see the world like most people do, he'd have a life. Not everyone is alike, but for him living in stinky quarters is equivalent to surreally live like in his many villas around the world!