The Talking Jackass Theme Song
My name is Chart-ness, or chrt03,
And I’m here to lecture on P-FE.
Now Listen Up, Hear-Ye, Hear-Ye.
Listen now, to ME.
A Pilot Position at 33,
It drops by 8 bucks, what a Travesty!
A margin call for poor old ME?
Listen folks, to ME!
The stocks in the tank, but fort-unately,
I’ve yet to unleash the full pan-oply,
Superior Methods, You’ll see, You’ll see.
Listen now, to ME.
It’s been a few years, but what the heck.
I just can’t admit it’s a big train-wreck.
I welched on more than one lost bet.
Listen now, to ME.