I'm having a ball today teasing and exasperating the mental psychopath to a pulp. Anyone that spends twenty hours per day in a reeky little cubicle has to fit the above description. Get out of your little sty and see the world for a change. It will do you a lot of good. Honest it will. Meeting people will allow you to lose some of your tunnel vision and be able to weigh things differently. I'm not joshing you.
An occurrence that comes to mind is when you thought everyone that couldn't interpret the polls the way you did during the past election was an ignoramus. It's a shining example of the way you think and act on this board. Oh well, we'll just sum it up as being stuck with having a crackpot in our midst! There's one of these weirdos everywhere we go nowadays anyway.
You've chased away most people that had something of substance to offer. Hotpanera has left and it's only a matter of time before your 'beloved the Guru' also departs once and for all. You will then be lost forever. Getting on people's nerves is the only language you understand. You don't appear to know any better. You're the type that has to be lead by the hand and told what to do all of the time.
Like many here I suppose, what appears to please us to high heaven is that you recognize the name "Ruffturd" as being you and you've become aware that it fits you like a glove. There are no other appellations that fit you so well. It's like a marriage consumed in heaven. There's just no way to describe it.