The blowhard is you and not the Guru. Your mentor has never lied like you have by mentioning to have villas and yachts around the world like you have. Unlike you, where he shines is not in boasting, but in putting the money where his mouth is. He doesn't speak with a forked tongue.
Like I have mentioned a few days ago, you don't have to worry about the Guru. He can take care of himself. He's a foot taller than you are and unlike you, his weight is well distributed. Your five foot three height and being as round as a barrel makes you look like a freak of nature. Your seventy-eight inch size belt is nothing to boast about. Hiding behind the word "fatso" doesn't get you anywhere. Leave the greasy hamburgers and ice cream for those that have lost interest in living.
He'll show up one of these days, don't worry. He's making tons of money and probably contemplating his next move. I'm hoping he doesn't decide to buy villas and yachts in the many areas where you have yours. (hehe)
As you may know, many of my posts are in response to other posters. This board has gotten so bad lately that I haven't seen a single thing this week that truthfully merits a response.
About the only postings of mine these days are the weekly updates of how my portfolios are faring. Look for those updates tomorrow and you will find them.