Like I have mentioned a few days ago, you don't have to worry about the Guru. He can take care of himself. He's a foot taller than you are and unlike you, his weight is well distributed. Your five foot three height and being as round as a barrel makes you look like a freak. Your seventy-eight inch size belt is nothing to boast about. Hiding behind the word "fatso" doesn't get you anywhere. Anyone with an ounce of brain knows that feeding on greasy hamburgers and ice cream is the very reason you can no longer see the shoes you're wearing.