Won't do him any good if he keeps shoveling in the pasta & pizza.
But then given his great achievements in life, he must have much more willpower than lazy, good for nothing bum, fatso loser Chartnuts.
My fatso brother in law keeps shoveling it in. At Mike's service, he ate like a P*I*G PIG!
Free funeral food is another reason why I like it so much when my relatives die, although of course gorging on grub takes second place to the inheritances.
The pathetic lifeless loser exists to eat.