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  • hotelzombie hotelzombie Jul 1, 2013 6:26 PM Flag

    Hey, Fatso! When was the last time your B/P Ratio was less than 1.0?

    What is it now? 3.9?

    That is, the extent to which your bloated, blubbery belly extends over & obscures your teeny weeny?

    I'm guessing 1970, soon after you got out of the Navy, which you joined to escape the draft.

    Oh, wait. I forgot that you squat to pee. Never mind.

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