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  • bubblyjoe51 bubblyjoe51 Sep 2, 2013 11:41 AM Flag

    Alluring employment

    A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare, I would really rather find a job."

    The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and the suits, shirts and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"

    The man said, "You're be-essing me man!"

    The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

 
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