I just read your post which you seem to have a grand old time writing and here a some comments and observations from someone in the meida who is familiar with personal ads.
1) You are 53 and single 2) The chances of your meeting anyone are slim to none 3) You are the most negative boring individual to post on the PFE board. 4) If you refilled your prescription for Viagra that you have it might drive the stock price up. 5) Ever own a tech stock? PFE looks wonderful in comparison 6) Know the meaning of the word pipeline? Not the one in Alaska bud. The PFE one filled with amazing drugs not yet on the market. LAST but not least: who cares how much you lost? Is PFE your only stock? What about your 1000 shares of CMGI? YOu are anally painful and you might go to the Yahoo personals section and get your rocks off there. YOu are pathetic.
I must admit you hit the nail right on the head on the first four counts. I am late today because I was out all night playing checkers. I do own a bunch of tech losers also but have never, ever owned CMGI.