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Southwest Airlines Co. Message Board

  • fattymcbutterpants2001 fattymcbutterpants2001 Aug 29, 2002 2:41 AM Flag

    I refuse to pay for....

    an extra seat and you skinny folks can all go hell. I will rub my fat thighs against you the entire flight and there's not a damn thing you can do about. I will now go and eat a gallon of ice cream to increase my size for flying purposes.

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    • "an extra seat and you skinny folks can all go hell. I will rub my fat thighs against you the entire flight and there's not a damn thing you can do about. I will now go and eat a gallon of ice cream to increase my size for flying purposes"

      Thank you for the thoughtful post! If you choose to behave in such a manner any airline (a private business) may choose not to board you and if you try to create havoc you may be arrested for interference with air transportation. Of course if you cooperate, just buy the second seat, on SWA if the plane does not oversell, (yes even if it's full with standby passengers) you will get your money back. Be even more helpful and tell the reservationists and they can help you choose a flight which likely isn't full.

      If you'd cooporate with SWA on this issue there is about a 99% chance you'd get your money back and everyone can have a pleasant flight.

    • Fatty, make sure you sit in one of the rows that has facing seats. I want to get pictures of your face when your heart explodes.

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      • That was uncalled for Senator. You people have zero compassion! I was at Hometown Buffet the other day and I hung around for a few hours to really fill-up and people were staring at me. I have had beefs with management there because I can't fit in their booths. I am a lean mean 475 pounds. I don't consider myself to be overweight. When I fly and someone like Flywhenever is seated next to me, I just smile. They get really disturbed when I put the armrest up and spread. I don't know why they get upset, being fat is not a communicable disease, it is a natural thing that I like to share with everyone. I should write a novel "The Joys of Being FAT" I wish there was some way that I could know when all of you people are flying so I can sit right next to YOU!

 
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