On Sunday afternoon, I was in my bedroom listening to my IPOD with my headphones on and my eyes were closed. I was feeling a little bored so I decided to play some 'pocket billiards' After I finshed, I opened my eyes and to my aghast, my mother had left a cup of tea and some cookies on the lamp table next to my bed. I felt so awful and embarrassed! It's now 3 days later and still I can't look my mother in the eye...what should I do? Please advise!
Step 1. Get your own freakin' apartment Step 2. Make sure you take a Costco 20 pack of Depends before you leave home. Step 3. Leave a stool sample for Mum to mail to LabCorp so you can be Colosure. Step 4. Have Mum crochet a cover for your tissue box with the moniker "Morning Wood" Step 5. Make sure you never ever try to do stand-up with this material.