Word to the wise..when a woman starts jabbering just nod her head and zone out! By responding you perpetuate her to continue you. Occasionally, you can add "that's interesting" or "really?" Just to let her know your listening!
I am a boy, silly! and I will have you know I am not a high roller like that, I have 37 shares! 100 shares that's crazy, what am I Soros? ha ha ha, you are awesome and funny!