YOU are the monkey, fool. The hiding-behind-your-keyboard hero, paid message board poster monkey!
Your imaginary short, you haven't covered the last 5 times i've told you to cover with a mere 5% more to gain? You mean that short? It's clear to anyone reading this board you are a liar, coward monkey. No retail short would still be short after the near miss of your 'target price'.
"I'll show you my Fidelity account." Right, sure you will. You don't have the guts to show up, and you know why.