We can ALL have HUGE contracts with Hallmark. Here's one way:
Phone a company owned Hallmark store. Ask if you can buy $100 worth of Christmas cards from them. They'll say, yes. At that point you have all the legal elements of a "contract with Hallmark." Doesn't even matter that its an oral contract; its still a contract.
You don't even have to actually pay the $100.
Next step, put out a PR with one paragraph about the Huge "Hallmark contract." Throw in about 5 paragraphs of disclaimer about "forward looking representations." Don't worry about the disclaimer, tho. If you're outside the U.S. the SEC will never find you (or even try)
On the next day, trade shares back and forth between accounts to create the illusion of activity. Best to use a broker in the Caribbean. Then dump and run!