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  • hopewillhelpyou hopewillhelpyou May 15, 2014 10:04 PM Flag

    *****DIRT-Y JOKE******

    An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

    "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

    After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

    Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

    "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."


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    • ah ah ah.....something similar from Texas......

      Fifty-five year old man is not feeling well and goes to the doctor and undergoes the usual battery of tests..

      Doctor calls him in to go over test results. "Well, I'll just get to it. You have an inoperable cancer. Two specialists agree that you have six months to live at the most."

      "Oh, doc," the man exclaims, "this just can't be. Isn't there anything I can do?"

      "I'm sorry, there is nothing medical science can do for you, but I do have some lifestyle suggestions that may help."

      "What is it? I'll do anything you say."

      "Well," the doctor says, "You should buy a Dodge truck, move to Oklahoma, and marry the ugliest woman you can find"

      "And I'll live longer than six months?" the patient asks.

      "Well, actually, no," answers the doc "but it'll sure as h*e*l*l seem like a lot more than six months!"

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