O.K. hot shotx where is all this HIGH and MIGHTY better than THOU lectures at ?...
dickweed you and or out of tenn and or sabbx were what we thought U were ALL SHOW AND NO GO.
DICKWEED WAS THE GIRL OF THE THREE.
OUT OF TENN WAS THE COWARD OF THE THREE..
SABBX WAS THE PET OF THE THREE.
I WILL GIVE OUT OF TENN THIS MUCH CREDIT HE WAS PU$$Y ENOUGH OF THE THREE TO CRUMBLE LIKE A BRICK TO TRY AND SAVE FACE .
As the first successful recipient of a hemmorhoid transplant, a perfect asshole like you ought to also be an expert on flutes. The 7 pair of knee pads you wear out in a year attest to that.
Your momma told me that the best part of you was shot all over the wall by your old man (trouble is, she doesn't know which drunk it was).
You have a dick? Well spit it out, it ain't yours. At least my momma gets OUT of bed to go to work. Word is your momma needs chap-stick for her thighs and your sister has landing lights on hers.
You on the other hand, should save your breath for your inflatable date.
It isn't everyone whose momma sat them in the corner and fed them with a slingshot. You are lucky.
Keep your head out of your ass and don't forget to remove your spoon from mine next time.
U r right they found my head,it was n your mommas mouth.......the reason it was lost is because it was buried n your sisters back yard
u r so dumb it is 2 easy ,that turd grade learning is making a fool out of u .
the last time i saw your pops face they were a set of johnsons resting on his chin with a 9 down his troat..
Ah dont be mad just because your ole lady can hum the star spangled banner on the the floating flute..
i wont rough ride her 2 much i no she is not use to finishing the song with a whistle like u have.................
why do u have to use those vulgar words 4 your hag has 4giving u 4 your shortcomings.another turkey that made it thru thanksgiving.
Golly, what a fun morning!!! Is this what they call 'the dozens'? We didn't get that in my circles, growing up, nice not to miss out, altho I may pee myself, not too attractive in an older lady! Now if the stock could perform.....
"LET ME QUESS ..."
Quess? See, O told you that 3rd grade was NOT the place to stop in your schooling but you wouldn't listen.
Whether you're dirt dobbin or dick bobbin, you sure have a poor excuse for that box of sawdust you call a head.
You're so damn dumb, you tripped over the cordless phone.
Last time I saw anything that resembled your face, I flushed it down.
P.S. The Proctologist called, they found your head!
How long has your family been on the dole?
Your momma thought that by winnning that "Ma Kettle Lookalike Contest" back in '57, the family would be set for life. Maybe even a double-wide by the settling pond behind the slaughterhouse.
Your pappy's trap-setting dynasty only amounted to rabid weasels so he packed it all in and drank himself to a Jim Beam embalming.
Your grandpappy was the inspiration for the scene in "Deliverance" replete with squeals.
Grammy boasted of losing her virginity at the Traveling Circus by the oddity known as "The Rectum Faced Flatulent Freak"
Your sister, in addition to bearing your 4 sons & 5 daughters used to go downtown to do deep knee bends over the fire hydrants.
And your little pecadillo of trolling around the men's outhouse looking for "Meat Whistles" was known 5 counties over. In fact Sheriff Morgan once said that you alone were the reason for the county's highest consumption of Chap-Stick. (You, of course, preferred to call it "Chap's Dick")
One can't help but wonder if you got your fill with all of the gobbling you no doubt did today.
She couldn't have been talking about you, Sphincter Boy. You haven't got what it takes to get her started much less asking for more. In YOUR case it's MUCH LESS.
BTW, I shaved your sister's back.
Your sister told me that you had a relative you referred to as Uncle Dad. Not surprising for a genetic eunuch like yourself.
BTW, your sister's afraid if she gets busted for having sex with you sje'll be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
I disagree...you're a MAJOR......twit!
U gone be dickhead today or bigearsplittin?.
either way u r both 2 easy .now get on down to the soup kitchen and beg 4 your food since it's easy to see begging comes natural 2 your family and,or families.make sure u take that other part of the threesome with u "ole betsy"...dont choke on a boner today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!