oh yeah?.....well you didn't get the facts, man....Teddy, like his buffalo buds, got to roving around all day.....down by the river, it seems...and plastic surgery Jane busted a stitch looking for him......She decided she'd had enough of that buffalo crap and headed for another hill.....where she met Jack....and they started a chicken ranch.
oh I'm in the mood for love simply because your near me cluck cluck right took me awhile.
No okee dokee I'm in the mood for what then...Hellooooo! <G>
did I put myself on ignore again...lol
There was a movie called chicken run I think it was so cute the rooster reminded me of someone...teehee
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady
up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of Texas.
When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would
you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said our proper and fine example of southern womanhood, "whatever
would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after
dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday school class
if I did?"
Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and
as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd
been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so
he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how would you like to stop at this
"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then
and there and drove back to the motel and checked in. The next morning after
a wild and passionate night, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the
lovely Texas darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, "What
have I done?"
He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are
you going to tell your Sunday school class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them. You don't have to smoke
and drink to have a good time.