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  • barrythelibtard barrythelibtard Apr 3, 2013 10:30 PM Flag

    How to deal with osambocare

    New Medicare Program – Part "G"
    You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
    available for you. So what do you do?
    Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.
    You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
    Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive
    three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning
    and all the health care you need.
    Need new teeth? No problem.
    Need glasses? That's great.
    Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

    And who will be paying for all of this?

    The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.

    And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

    Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

    Is this a great country or what?

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      • Apr 2, 2013
      WASHINGTON—In a symbolic ceremony celebrating the signature legislative achievement of his administration, President Barack Obama personally euthanized terminal cancer patient Shirley Hunnicutt, 73, at George Washington Memorial Hospital Tuesday in what he promised will be the “first of many” physician-assisted suicides performed under the Affordable Care Act as promised. “Okay, that should about do it,” said the president as he injected Hunnicutt with a barbiturate followed by a heart-stopping muscle relaxant, holding the woman’s hand as she drifted toward a peaceful end. “Shirley is resting easy now, and I’m sure the American people will rest easy knowing my health care reforms will encourage thousands of ill or disabled patients just like Ms. Hunnicutt here to choose death instead of burdening our system with protracted hospice care or rehabilitation. Today was great. I enjoyed this.” Obama later confirmed to reporters that, as clearly indicated in section 1233 of his health care reform bill, he hopes to personally kill thousands of senior citizens in the next three years of his presidency.

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