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  • gfo99 gfo99 Apr 29, 2013 5:01 PM Flag

    Who appointed this clown?

    April 29, 2013
    Scalia Never Going to Another N.B.A. Game
    Posted by Andy Borowitz

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Justice Antonin Scalia disrupted the normally tranquil atmosphere of the Supreme Court today, bursting from his office to shout, “I’m never going to another damn N.B.A. game as long as I live!”

    While it was unclear what, exactly, had provoked Justice Scalia’s outburst, one of his clerks said that “he saw something on ESPN that really upset him.”

    After emerging from their offices to see the source of the commotion, the other Justices found a visibly agitated Justice Scalia, his face beet-red and his entire body shaking with rage.

    “I’ve gone to basketball games my entire life,” he bellowed. “I always thought that was a ‘safe place.’ Well, I guess I was wrong. I guess I’ve been wrong about a lot of things, haven’t I? Haven’t I?”

    As Justice Clarence Thomas wordlessly moved to comfort him, Justice Scalia rebuffed his fellow juror.

    “Get away from me, Clarence!” he screamed. “I can’t trust anyone anymore.”

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