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  • gfo99 gfo99 Jun 26, 2013 12:17 PM Flag

    Oh Man, he was overcome with grief.....

    June 26, 2013
    Scalia Arrested Trying to Burn Down Supreme Court
    Posted by Andy Borowitz

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a shocking end to an illustrious legal career, police arrested Justice Antonin Scalia today as he attempted to set the Supreme Court building ablaze.

    Justice Scalia, who had seemed calm and composed during the announcement of two major rulings this morning, was spotted by police minutes later outside the building, carrying a book of matches and a gallon of kerosene.

    After police nabbed Justice Scalia and placed him in handcuffs, the Juror appeared “at peace and resigned to his fate,” a police spokesman said.

    “He went quietly,” the spokesman said. “He just muttered something like, ‘I don’t want to live in a world like this.’ ”

    Back at the Supreme Court, Justice Scalia’s colleagues said they hoped he would get the help he needed, except for Justice Clarence Thomas, who said nothing.

 
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