That #$%$ socialist Kenyan is at again! As if over three years of positive jobs growth, more than doubling the Dow, and saving an economy that was tanking into oblivion and shedding almost a million jobs a month weren’t enough, now he’s gone and given this country a gigantic budget surplus in June! Is there anything this man won’t do to ruin our economy? Next thing you know, he’ll be creating tons of new jobs in green energy, or signing a huge comprehensive immigration bill that will add trillions to our economy over ten years. Well, actually he can’t do either of those last parts because thank God the Republicans are in town to stop his aggressive agenda of ruining America’s economy through jobs growth and gargantuan budget surpluses.
Apparently the sneaky jerk knew when he helped orchestrate the end of the Bush Tax Cuts on the wealthy of our nation (The Job Creators and Protectors of All Things Freedom) that it would increase our tax revenues. And apparently the B-Hole-in-Chief also had figured out that despite the rhetoric from true, American patriots like Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan and that other white guy in a suit, he had slashed quite a bit of government spending already. So those two things, slashed government spending and higher tax revenues resulted in the highest budget surplus in June in our nation’s history.
The economy grew by $287 billion, up over ten percent from this time last year. This of course is terrible for the country’s Republicans who have been working tirelessly to keep our country’s economy safe from the growth and stability of President Maobama. This evidence of economic growth is of course the worst news possible for Americans. Sure, creating more and more new jobs every month means that more and more people will get back to work. Sure, those people going back to work will inject gobs and gobs of money back into our economy. Sure, housing prices are jumping back up again. But this is all terrible news for America! Because it’s a Democra