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  • yourdeadmeat69 yourdeadmeat69 Feb 8, 2012 8:25 AM Flag

    PROVENGE SIDE EFFECT: FAT WALLETS

    Today the chiropractic community received a decent pop from a new growth side effect, of the drug Provenge by Dendreon Corporation. It appears backs are going out all over the long landscape due to inappropriate positioning of fattened wallets.

    "I shoulda hung in there" says Panya Gold, former CEO of DNDN. "My stock options look like I can pay off the National Debt as it is."

    Recently, a rash of back pain roiled from sea to shining sea, as long investors in DNDN, took a startling look at the landscape for Provenge, the immunity enhancing Prostate cancer treatment it recently developed, and filled their wallets with cash from stock appreciation. As doctors embrace the therapy, investors in this miracle drug, which trains the bodies resources to fight prostate cancer at its most lethal.

    Unfortunately, the side effects of back pain due to fat wallets abound.

    Chiropractors throughout the nation are experiencing a flurry of new patients.

    "The only fix is to carry your wallet in your suit jacket not your back pocket."

    "That way the only pain in your a z z z are the shorts that bet against DNDN."

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