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E*TRADE Financial Corporation Message Board

  • visit_uranus visit_uranus Nov 20, 2007 5:57 PM Flag

    Accepting all abused longs

    Longs have lost 85% of their money in the last few months. The carnage is absolute. The inhabitants of our planet operate a humanitarian recovery center for stockholders who are abused by the devestation. We call it "brown eye blowout." Some poor souls enter our facilty with their hands still clenched to their ankles. Absolutely inhumane.

    We can't help you get your money back. But please visit us for help in recovering from your wounds. We're easy to find: 8th planet from the sun.

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