Herr fubar, I tried to get an E-Tub account many years ago-never mind when exactly-but, than GD customer dis-service moron couldn't understand I was calling on da friggin phone and didn't have access to a modem. Therefore, I was rudely told to just read da site every time I asked stupid questions like, commissions, option and bond pricing to compare with AMTD. He was sooo abusive da best way I could deal with his arrogance was to go to Chuck with Da Bear's IRAs.
Oh, and one other thing, if y'all wanna handout, $7.16, don't ask Da Bear to subsidize it, you GD Commie Pinko. All youze Pinkos are alike, Yinz all want stuff honest hard working people like Da Bear worked for, huh?
C Yaz - Da Bear Cares [CGDGE] ( I betcha y'all are on food stamps, welfare and medicade and buying stocks with all da money ya save, huh? Gimme a hard tyme and I'll turn y'all inn. )