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  • slayer98_l slayer98_l Feb 23, 2013 11:21 AM Flag

    So, This woman interviews this boys' camp leader

    Woman interviewer axes, "What all you gonna teach these boys?"

    Camp Leader says: "Physical fitness swimming and shooting."

    Interviewer: Shooting? "For heaven's sake That's irresponsible!"

    Leader: "The kids will be carefully watched, supervised and taught."

    Interviewer: "Don't you think that's a wee-bit dangerous for the children?"

    Leader: "They'll learn proper respect and dicipline before they're allowed to shoot."

    Interviewer: "But, but your equipping them to become violent killers."

    Leader: "Well Lady, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"

 
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