I must say the concise way in which you state your argument has me all aflutter with the the fortunes you will LOSE because you're such an IDIOT.
So tell you what, scope yourself up a huge short position and let me know how that works for you. I'll keep my position now and farm me up some more long term gains that can be taxed at 0%.
You can go for all those short term gains you can pay your top marginal rate on.
As long as my income doesn't exceed a quarter million bucks in a single year (Not for awhile if at all) I can do this all year long and not incur any significant lax liability.