An evangelical in Japan asks three Japanese men if any of them knows what Easter is. The first one says, "Easter is big American party where people cut down lot of trees put light over everything and then dress in red and buy lots of gifts." "No." says the evangelical. So the second Japanese man says, "Easter is big American meal where everyone dresses like Indian and eats stuffed bird and pie." "No." says the evangelical. So the third Japanese man says, "Easter is cermeony remembering man who died on cross who was put in grave and after three days came out of grave. And if he can see his shadow....."