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  • chadsixsigma chadsixsigma Sep 25, 2008 10:19 AM Flag

    A letter from Hank

     

    Subject: request for urgent business relationship

    dear american:

    i need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
    with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

    i am ministry of the treasury of the republic of america. My country
    has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
    800 billion dollars us. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
    would be most profitable to you.

    i am working with mr. Phil gram, lobbyist for ubs, who will be my
    replacement as ministry of the treasury in january. As a senator, you
    may know him as the leader of the american banking deregulation
    movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

    this is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
    funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
    in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
    surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that i should look for a
    reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
    funds can be transferred.

    please reply with all of your bank account, ira and college fund
    account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
    wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
    for this transaction. After i receive that information, i will respond
    with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to
    protect the funds.

    yours faithfully minister of treasury paulson

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