"Don't worry - the US economy is going on a rocket ride while the rest of the world suffers in a horrible depression (what it really is). We just make up the numbers to make people happy.
Of course, you don't really believe in the stock market, do you, it's like the tooth fairy or Santa Claus. We say, Hey, look over here, the rest of the world is suffering but we're making lots of money! Look!...Why won't you look? You don't believe me? Huh? Why not? But...it's true...really.
OK, you found us out - we ARE just making up the eps numbers and the "good news" which we pay others to shill. But please don't tell anyone. It'll be a secret, OK?"
Isn't the stock market and its enablers DISGUSTING!