Which reminds me of the male & female Libs. going on a safari (with taxpayer money) in Cannibal territory. The cannibals captured them .. eating only the men - then consumming everything except their "things"!!
The women were soon released but questioned the Chief as to why they left the men's "things" (??)The Chief responded "because we have no "CokaCola" .. and as you know , "Things go better with COKE"