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  • echo2165 echo2165 Dec 24, 2012 4:20 PM Flag

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    “The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.” – John Andrew Holmes

    " The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!" - Charles N. Barnard

    "There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them." - P.J. O’Rourke

    "According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican." – Conan O’Brien

    “Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” - Norman Vincent Peale

    “Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through,
    The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you.
    And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad,
    The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.”
    - John Greenleaf Whittier

    “Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” - Phyllis Diller

    “What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.” - Agnes M. Pharo

    “Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.” - Freya Stark

    "The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature." - Andy Rooney

    “In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall’!" - Dave Barry

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    • ""According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican." – Conan O’Brien"

      Even Conan agrees: when it comes to GIVING people jobs, one thinks Republican!!!!

 
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