“Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.” – Plato
“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.” – Ansel Adams
"Abraham Lincoln, our 16th president, has never been hotter. 'Lincoln' received 12 Oscar nominations. 'Lincoln' also received a nomination for best hat." – David Letterman
“Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” – Mark Twain
"U.S. customs officials recently discovered 310 pounds of marijuana hidden in some frozen carrots. "Carrots and marijuana – how good will your vision be after THIS combination?" - Jay Leno
“The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.” – Arnold J. Toynbee
“Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!” – Friedrich Nietzsche
"This year nobody was elected to baseball's hall of fame. No player has ever gotten into the hall of fame without winning Ohio." – David Letterman
“The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.