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  • echo2165 echo2165 Feb 8, 2013 9:23 PM Flag

    AHQ (cont.)...

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    ...“Doubt grows with knowledge.” - Goethe

    “Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.” – Idi Amin’s full, formal title, which he conferred upon himself.

    "We have a new secretary of state, John Kerry, former senator from Massachusetts. For four years Hillary Clinton served as the secretary of state, and in a moving ceremony today Hillary official turned over the pants suit." –David Letterman

    “The humor of Dostoyevsky is the humor of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.” – W. Somerset Maugham

    “The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realize you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.” – Jeremy Hardy

    "This is the first day of Black History Month; or as Republicans call it, February." - Bill Maher

    “The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history…The second most preposterous notion is that copulation is inherently sinful.” – Robert Heinlein

    “If you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.” – jon

    "Iran has successfully sent a monkey into space. Iran is calling it a huge advancement in not letting women drive." –Conan O'Brien

    “The real Antichrist is he who turns the wine of an original idea into the water of mediocrity.” – Eric Hoffer

 
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