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  • echo2165 echo2165 Feb 16, 2013 7:45 AM Flag

    AHQ (cont.)...


    “Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians.” – Karl Otto von Schonhausen Bismarck

    “By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with.” – Duke Ellington

    "President Obama gave his State of the Union address tonight. The rebuttal will be given by Marco Rubio. Or as he's known in the Republican Party, 'our black guy’.” - Conan O'Brien

    “I like to reminisce with people I don't know.” - Steven Wright

    “Anything which uses science as part of its name isn't: …political science, creation science, computer science.” – Hal Abelson

    "Following the State of the Union speech, Republicans gave their rebuttal. But yesterday Democrats held a press conference to deliver a pre-rebuttal to the Republicans' rebuttal. Democrats decided to preemptively rebut their rebuttal." - Jimmy Kimmel

    “The ‘paradox’ (quantum mechanics) is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality ‘ought to be’.” – Richard Feynman

    “Monotheism is a gift from the Gods.” – anonymous

    "Pakistan is opening an amusement park and a zoo in the same town where the raid on Osama Bin Laden took place. The zoo is pretty cool, but I've heard you won't be able to see the seals until it's too late." - Jimmy Fallon

    “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.” – George Carlin

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