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  • echo2165 echo2165 Mar 9, 2013 7:57 AM Flag

    AHQ (cont.)...

    ...“You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.” – Abraham Lincoln

    “One half the world laughs at the other, and fools are they all.” – Baltasar Gracian

    "Did you know the Pope is a helicopter pilot? He has a helicopter pilot's license, but never got a driver's license. He can fly a helicopter, but he can't drive a car — just like Jesus before him." –Jimmy Kimmel

    “As the traveler who has once been from home is wiser than he who has never left his own doorstep, so a knowledge of one other culture should sharpen our ability to scrutinize more steadily, to appreciate more lovingly, our own.” – Margeret Mead

    “I got so much tartar, my dentist told me I never again have to dip my fishsticks! – Mitch Hedberg

    "Dennis Rodman visited North Korea. Rodman came back and said President Obama should call North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. But President Obama was busy discussing Iran's nuclear capabilities with Scottie Pippen." - Conan O'Brien

    “Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy: the mad daughter of a wise mother” – Voltaire

    “The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.” – Shakti Gawain

    "The big scandal is that CPAC did not invite the one most popular Republican in the country, Chris Christie because apparently they're mad at him because during Hurricane Sandy, he hugged President Obama. In their world, you're only allowed to touch a black person if he handed you a 4-iron and you then shot a hole in one…They didn't invite Chris Christie, but they did invite Sara Palin and Rick Perry…to answer the question, 'What is the opposite of a meeting of the minds’.” - Bill Maher

    “I have a great belief in the fact that whenever there is chaos, it creates wonderful thinking. I consider chaos a gift.” – Dr. Laurence J. Peter

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