Well Madam Secretary, much has occurred over the last four days. What can you tell us about the Boston Marathon bombings?
Well Chuck, as you know, this is an ongoing investigation, so I will be unable to provide much detail regarding the suspects or details about this "Man Caused Disaster".
Madam Secretary from your experience in these matters can you provide any insight into a possible profile of the perpetrators?
From the information I have, the perpetrators are most likely rich white men from the Boston suburbs, and there is no evidence to indicate that they are involved with Alcida or any radical Muslims.
So is it possible that these rich white men are involved with the "Tea Party" movement or any other white supremacy groups?
From the information I have, I can not say that these rich white men were not involved with the "Tea Party" movement or any other white supremacy group, but since the attack did occur on April 15 (i.e., tax day) I can not rule out the possible involvement by one or more of these groups including the NRA.
Madam Secretary would you provide the American people with some final words?
Sure Chuck, it should be clear to all Americans that the blame for events like these should be placed squarely on the shoulders of George W. Bush, the Republican party, the sequester, the NRA, Rush Limbaugh, Fox, and talk radio. If only we could get rid of all of these groups, America would be a safer and happier place to live.
So when I use the terms and phrases used by the administration, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and the rest of the MSM to describe the events and suspects involved with terrorist attacks on American citizens, you ask what is the matter with me.
I guess I am inclined to ask what is the matter with you when you can't see the dysfunction and duplicity of those that have been assigned the task of protecting the American people and providing them with news.
But I guess if the only thing that you have allowed yourself to consume is the Kool Aid from your masters, then you should probably be forgiven regardless of how much the truth hurts.