...“If I had influence with the good fairy who is supposed to preside over the christening of all children, I should ask that her gift to each child in the world be a sense of wonder so indestructible that it would last throughout life.” – Rachel Carson
"In President Bush's high school yearbook, he was voted least likely to have a library named after him." - Jay Leno
“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.” – Garrison Keillor
“Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"They are now reviewing prisons on Yelp. Although you do get your standard restaurant gripes, like 'service took forever, was there for 25 years." - Stephen Colbert
“It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.” – Charles Baudlaire
"Jason Collins is getting credit for being the first openly gay pro athlete. Or as Martina Navratilova put it, 'Hello’?” - Jimmy Fallon
“As a sleuth you are poor. You couldn’t detect a bass-drum in a telephone-booth.” – P.G. Wodehouse
"They had a big opening of the Bush Library down in Texas. All five living presidents were there. It was a once in a lifetime event – a library in Texas."… I kid Texas, but the last person in that state to get near a schoolbook was Lee Harvey Oswald." - Bill Maher
“A man is a very small thing, and the night is very large and full of wonders.” – Lord Dunsany
“Have a good weekend, all.” – echo2165
"Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in Ohio."