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  • froggnot froggnot Jun 27, 2013 6:13 AM Flag

    The blessings of marriage in these United States

    Based upon the recent SCOTUS rulings and IMHO it is time for all of us to welcome our LGBT brothers and sisters to the wonders and blessings of marriage in these United States:

    o After the honeymoon is over you will find that your partner has a problem with your ability to listen to him or her

    o After the honeymoon is over you will find that your partner has a problem with your work habits (e.g., you work too much, you don't work enough, you need to get a second job, you care more about the people at the office than you care about me, etc.)

    o After the honeymoon is over you will find that someone else will be controlling your finances

    o After the honeymoon is over you will find that your earnings will never be enough

    o After the honeymoon is over your partner's clothes will never fit as well as they did on the day before the honeymoon

    o After the honeymoon is over you should be prepared to hand over half of what you have, if you live in a community property state

    o After the honeymoon is over you should be prepared to pay alimony to your ex-partner, if you live in one of the states that allow for it

    o After the honeymoon is over you and your partner will get to enjoy the benefits of federal and state tax penalties for married couples

    I could go on, but I'm sure you get the point, marriage in these United State is truly a wonderful and blessed institution that should be enjoyed by all.

    "In your heart you know he is right."

    The Frogg

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