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  • conservativesrule@att.net conservativesrule Dec 14, 2013 9:25 AM Flag

    Obama, George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin Joke. Phone calls from Hell by Obama free now. LOL!

     

    Obama, George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin Joke.
    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

    The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the call is free.

    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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    • Paul nothing An elderly woman who always wanted to be president died. Saint Peter showed her all around heaven. She said while it's a lovely place, I don't see any of my friends here. Saint Peters said would you like to go check out hell. We have an elevator right here. She said oh that would be nice. When she reached hell there was a big party going on and all of her friends were there. She had a great time and then took the elevator back to heaven where Saint Peter asked her where she would rather spend eternity. She said she would rather be with all of her friends so she got back on the elevator. After the decent the elevator doors opened and there was a blast of hot smelly gas and all of her friends were crying and moaning. She said what happened to the party. They answered well yesterday we were just campaigning.

 
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