Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on
the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally
destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree
line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could
find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as
if nothing had happened.
hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled
cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of
the President of the United States ?"
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the
farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took
me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his
tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...but you know
how bad that ###### lies :)
poor 'laserFRIEDlogic' ... a liar is a liar .. is a liar is a liar.
To be a Patriot is to protect and abide by our Constitution & Preserve our founding Documents - not to worship "one" lying blithering IDIOT changing things because it doesn't suit his agenda.
How is calling a liar a liar unpatriotic, when he "swore" to uphold and DEFEND our Constitution from ALL enemies both foreign & domestic ?
YOU & HE .. and all like you are the "unpatriotic ones" ... BTW, you're a real goofball with a FRIED Brain :-)
When people set out to prove something against Obama????? Not. They don't have to. Obama does it to himself. Never ever in my 65 years have I seen a bigger liar in politics than this dude. He doesn't even have to try. He just goes off telepromptor and they flow out so naturally. My favorite one was when he told a group of southern black ministers that his parents met at "the march" MLK, in Selma Alabama and 9 months later little Barak was born. The March was in 1963 and he was born in 1961. I mean, common some of the things he says just prove what an idiot he is. The lying part is just icing on the cake.
A landlord and 2 of his (day help) laborers were cleaning his property. After loading his truck up, the 3 were enroute to the dump when he was pulled over by a cop.
The cop informed the landlord about the NEW "cover your load ordinance" and demanded he park it till he can cover it.
The driver asked if his help could ride in the back, speading themselves out to cover the load.
The cop hemmed & hawded ... then finally said OK. A mile down the road the landlord stopped at a light.
Behind the landlord stopped a truck with "two bone-headed ignorant liberals" in it. One liberal exclaimed to the other - "WELL .. would you look at that (?) - Some rich white guy throwing away two perfectly good 'day laborers' ;- }
This story would fit in perfectly at a 1930's #$%$ rally in Mississippi. Good you are displaying what the tea party is REALLY about. It also relates how untruthful they are about Obama even from a technical view. Good job exposing them with an example..
The 1930's K-Rally is "your" southern two-faced liberal Democrat Leaders .. leading a bunch of lazy lying numb-skulled ignoramuses like yourself, with a patch over one eye so you can't see what you're voting for ... then your lack of similance of any brain !
Hate Obama first, then think of some reasons even if not true, is what I take from the story. In the story Obama is truthful and innocent, but the farmer lies and plows him in. Pretty much describes Rush and Fox news. I don't want to be in, or near, your group. The man is our President and such thinking is very anti American. I hope you don't think you are a patriot, because you're not.
Obama is very anti American, by his own admission. Remember when Senator Obama said increasing the debt limit and out national debt was unpatriotic and anti American. That was when Bush had been in office for 5 years and increased the debt 2.5 trillion dollars. Obama has been in office for 5 years and increased the debt 7.5 trillion dollars. What do you have to say about Obama calling himself anti American and unpatriotic.
And the Tea party is about less taxes and less govt involvement in your life. How many Americans feel just the same way? Most.
" I hope you don't think you are a patriot, because you're not. "
A true patriot stands up to tyranny, dictatorships, constitutional violations and ignorance. I here people defend Obamacare all the time with it is the LAW. Well guess what.....SLAVERY was the law at one time but it never made it right.
Thank god people stood up for what is the right and moral thing to do. Sounds like you enjoy seeing our country erode under this president....oka... phoney and chief.
So...who are the real patriots!!!
he is a crooked chicago politician.
Said he wouldn't raise 200k and lower taxes, then shoved ACA thru, then supreme court said it was okay cuz it was a tax. And there you go, he lied. He lies all the time.
Thanks for proving Obama's recent statements about your klan are correct. Obama didn't lie, as you confirmed, yet the farmer ignored that and followed his perverted upgringing and fox news training.
The farmer is lying about Obama, and a murderer, anything else you want to teach as righteous behavior?
Yep all of Obama failures and problems are the fault of Rush and Fox News. How can a man so powerful and smart be pushed around by only one segment of the media when he has the rest of the media on his side? Because he is a weak leader and in place of finding resolution to difficulty issues, chooses to blame others instead.
Poor little icky (the analist & racist) .. no one is judging your leader based on his color, we're judging him by his character - OH, that would be "LACK OF"
A character just like your own as you continue to play your ignorant 'racecard' .. (boo hoo hoo)
Calling a liar a liar makes you "racist?" I hope you keep using that term as I believe more people are deciding they don't really care and will openly say things they wouldn't have before. You've worn it out.