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  • freeloaderno freeloaderno Feb 6, 2014 10:34 AM Flag

    A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural

    Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on
    the farm in force.

    By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally

    destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree
    line that bordered the farm.

    The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could

    find no remains of anyone.

    They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as
    if nothing had happened.


    They
    hurried over to the man's tractor.

    "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of
    breath.

    "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"


    "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled
    unconcerned,
    cutting off the tractor's engine.

    "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of
    the President of the United States ?"


    "Yep."

    "Were there any survivors?"

    "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the

    farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took
    me most of the morning."

    "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.


    "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his
    tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...but you know
    how bad that ###### lies :)

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