Oh honey, it sounds like you missed me already. Admit it! I make your worthless, boring, and sexless life worth living. You fantasize about me!!! It�s ok, we all know it, so don�t be shy�you can say it, I won�t get upset.
You see babe, I�m not �angry� nor do I know whatever gave you that impression. Actually my little jelly belly sugar plum, with a face so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation, the truth is I couldn�t be HAPPIER! More then that I�m cheerful, ecstatic, blissful, content begun belief, gleeful, delighted, joyful, thrilled, tickled pink, and way-way UP-BEAT!!!
You see my fat ass little dumpling, unlike your sad ass and pathetic portfolio mine goes up $3.8K every time ICE goes up another buck, so why would I be angry? Hahahaaaa!!! LMAO!!!
You see my little gargantuan ass darling, don�t let the crudeness, nasty, and vulgar talk fool you, I�m actually a big old cuddly teddy bear at heart if you must know. And as far as entertaining goes. Well lady, you don�t know the half of it!
So what do you say? Why don�t we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!!!