I own a 1968 Volkswagen bus--quite a cheap insurance policy as it has a bed in the back and you never know when I might be living in it. I own several bicycles which are my transportation 90% of the time. I do have a cell phone and a used computer of questionable speed. No credit cards. Not much else of substance. Well, I am a journeyman mechanic, so I do have a big collection of tools and welding equipment. Who knows, I might get get along with your mother. Maybe she isn't the phony you paint her as. My father is wealthy and about to die; he's taking nothing with him. We didn't get along that well. Money was always power in my family. I hated it.
The only phony here is you a-hole. You are a liar and a delusional crackhead. Just how many ounces of weed did you smoke today? If you're going to talk sh/t about someone do it to their face. It's one thing to make a 'Mom joke', but to seriously insult someone's Mom is just plain wrong and exposes you as the worthless pos you are.