Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Zynga, Inc
I must give this a major thumbs up and a five star rating. It is very creative, and strangely, you are an adept writer of our great language. That is somewhat of a rarity on the board. Yes, the young generation is quite skillful at that cryptic language of Twitter, but direly lacking in basic writing mechanics. We need not ask most of the poster boys about critical thinking, especially as it pertains to this great scam stock. Alas, this is the sorry outcome of too many hours on Farmville.
I just need to know if Mr. Pinus is part of the package deal. I think he could grow to like the Somali women. They like rings everywhere. Mark could even try some on---well, you know where. Size and staying power are important, and I believe this is where the bull dog encounters trouble. I truly believe 10 cents per share should not be overlooked by the management on Townsend Street. Think of the possibilities. ZNGA's next major hit could very well be, "Pirates of the East Indian Sea." In one version a magnificent yacht, with Warren Buffett at the helm, is commandeered by the the lawless barbarians. The Mosad is called in to rescue Warren and his fellow tycoons, but they can't come up with sufficient cash up front, and neither the Somali pirates nor the Mosad accept American Express. They must barter with their bodies. Eventually, a firefight breaks out, and Warren poops in his diapers.
This would be a huge hit, and ZNGA might rally much higher than 10 cents.