I try to discern the Mariana Trench on a ZNGA chart.
No, we are not yet there yet. As some consolation for anyone long the bull dog, it has been scientifically proven that life does exist at these extreme depths. Single cell amoebas in absolute darkness.
No SSI for this chum. I would consider it a death check, and I have seen many a man go down for the full count over the monthly pittance, as it does buy a sufficient quantity of liquid amber to do the job. No, for life to be interesting, you must remain engaged, and a monthly welfare handout is the exact antithesis of that. I would much rather sell odd car parts of Swedish origin and actively participate in the death spiral of ZNGA. It is online gambling at its finest hour.
Come to think of it, I did not pick up a drink for 71 days now. God does work in rather mysterious ways, and I have been granted a reprieve from a seemingly hopeless condition. I can only hope and pray it is not temporary.
In closing, I empathize that you have thrown money at this rubbish. I only provoke the ire of the longs. I assume you are one of those sorry souls.