DOW WILL TANK 400 POINTS
He shoots ...he scores! TZA partying.
How's that working out for ya?
These famous last words of Sarah Palin (aside from "I can see Alaska from my back porch!").
"I can see Alaska from my back porch!"
Governor Palin never said that.
It was Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live, you nitwit.
But, Obama really did say,
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
Good... so, I'll finally be flat on this #$%$!