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  • traderjax75 traderjax75 Oct 12, 2013 7:40 PM Flag

    A funny thing happened..

    I tried several times to enroll in the Obamacare website today but the system kept freezing up. It was getting late in the day so I went to the grocery store to load up on beer and a few items to eat but when I tried to pay for my food with my Food Stamps like I normally do the system kept freezing up so I had to leave empty handed. Frustrated again I proceeded to head back home but was rear ended by some idiot kid texting while driving his rich parents car. Upset as anyone woud be at this point I proceeded to bee slap his ace but was immediately arrested by an off duty policeman passing by. They sais I could make one phone call so I tried to call my ho but the phone was out of order so I finally posted bail and went to get my car but it was impounded in the towing yard and they were closed so I walked home 14 blocks but on the way I was rolled by some vagrants and left bleeding in a ditch. I hitched a ride but no one would help. I finally made it home but I forgot my keys at the police station and was locked out of my house. Fortunately I remembered that I left the back window unlocked so as I was attempting to get into my own house....

    to be continued..

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    • that's great tj your finally getting what u deserve

    • 2AM "posted bail and went" couple miles to get my car, thanks to very nice girl in jail office who called couple places and figured out where my car is ( i love Texas ) 2:30AM i knew it is just 2 miles away, and it is February cold night , and i could get there. She was very nice to call taxi and i was lucky to still have enough bucks to pay for taxi and for my car rescue. Hour later and i do admit the guy was there in the car place 3AM and he was very nice and got my car out to the front, i paqid the fee, so it was a miracle. but i had no place to go, because i leved in my car before all that happened, so i asked the guy what is his take on where i shall go. he said - there is a place across the sstreet - it was prison before, but now it is the place for folks, and i thanked and went there. to be continued...

      Sentiment: Hold

    • Let me guess.You were mistaken as a burgler and were arrested again.At least you got a free ride back to the police station to pick up your keys.Mama said there'd be days like this my momma said.Seriously, I tried to enroll my wife for Obamacare and like you was unsuccessful.Not everyone owns a computer.What are they to do ? I believe the powers that be in charge of this needs to let government offices throughout the country be used where anyone can go and receive help getting enrolled that needs it and use their computers..

    • ...but the window was stuck pretty good so I looked around and found a fresh stick and tried to pry it open. After several attempts I finally got it unjambed and was crawling half way in when suddenly I was yanked back onto the ground and was confronted by some George Zimmerman type dude all up in my ace and shining his flashlight in my face and spouting off about street thugs breaking into houses. This cop wannabee was so excited as I tried to explaim my predictermant he thought I was mouthing off and before I know it we are rolling around in my backyard in a death match...

 
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